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Posted on September 10, 2020September 18, 2020 by admin

Ep. 106: Time is Money, Money is Power, Power is Pizza, Pizza is Knowledge

It’s Leslie’s last day in the city council office! She’s saying her goodbyes — will there be one last shenanigan before she heads out? Probably. It IS Parks and Rec, after all.

Meanwhile, Tom is trying to find his next big investment deal and runs a mini Shark Tank experience for people to share their great ideas. Pizza is knowledge, yo. And Ann and Chris debate whether they want to find out the sex of their baby.

Plus, weddings that don’t have open bars, whether Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez has more jams, and Sean needs to take some probiotics, STAT.

EPISODE
S6, E10: Second Chunce

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Raspberry Flora Dora cocktails from Gourdough’s
Alcohol from a wedding

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Cartoons Joey Watched Growing Up

Posted on September 3, 2020September 9, 2020 by admin

Ep. 105: Cones of Dunshire

Introducing…the Cones of Dunshire! Leslie also uses the insult “dinkhead,” which is a new one to all of us. She’s trying to win her last battle against Councilman Jamm, and it includes a hibachi grill, karaoke, and plenty of shenanigans. We wouldn’t expect anything less.

Meanwhile, Ron is trying to sell his cabin, and Tom, Donna, and April are all involved. Who will end up with the cabin? That hipster couple? A Sam Elliott-type character (but not the Sam Elliott that guest-starred a few episodes ago)? The tension is palpable!

Plus, a creative way to watch college sports live during a time of social distancing, Sean gives updates on his dating life, and he and Joey foolishly got coerced into playing fantasy football. Gross.

Oh, and we’ve finally figured out a punishment for the loser of trivia this season! Tune in to see what it is.

EPISODE
S6, E9: Cones of Dunshire

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Peanut Butter and Jealous from Deadbeach Brewery
Truly Hard Seltzer
Shots of Fireball

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Sean’s Favorite Asian Restaurants in Austin

CATEGORIES
Countries in Asia

Posted on August 20, 2020August 15, 2020 by admin

Ep. 103: Bloosh! It’s a Recall Vote

Leslie Knope is up for a recall vote! Will she make it out the other side? Let’s find out! It’s also Halloween, despite this episode airing in mid-November. But we don’t need to pay attention to minor details like that.

Meanwhile, Annabel Porter, Pawnee’s version of Gwyneth Paltrow, stops by to share some hot tips and recruit Ron Swanson for her Bloosh lifestyle line of products. Tom and Donna are thrilled. Ron is not.

Plus, one of Sean’s favorite spots in college, whether The Great Gatsby is a good book or not, and Haleigh crushes Sean’s dreams by ruining the illusion of magic in one of this episode’s scenes. What a bummer.

EPISODE
S6, E7: Recall Vote

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Still Austin “The Musician” Straight Bourbon Whiskey
Bell’s Bright White Belgian Inspired Ale
Passion Fruit Malibu mixed with Naked Berry Juice

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Joey’s Favorite Halloween Costumes

CATEGORIES
Gwyneth Paltrow Movies

Posted on February 6, 2020March 21, 2020 by Joey Held

Ep. 76: Pawnee Porpoises and Therapy Sessions

Leslie is trying to keep a pool open for the Pawnee Porpoises youth swim team, but she has to jump through quite a few hoops to make it happen. Classic Jeremy Jamm ruining our plans. Ben and April are stuck in a parking garage for the entire episode. Ron goes on a date with a woman that’s not named Tammy. WHAT?! Chris Traeger has a therapist now, so that means the parks department has to install a 3-1-1 line? Look, this part of the plot doesn’t really make sense, but here we are.

Sean is MAD this episode. Why? Because it illustrates everything that’s wrong with BIG POLITICS. But he sure is impressed by Leslie’s perm. Plus we reminisce about our first encounters with smoking cigars. Much like Tom, we did not like them.

EPISODE
S5, E3: How a Bill Becomes a Law

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Shiner S’more Chocolate and Marshmallow Ale

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Favorite Sporting Events

Posted on January 18, 2020 by Joey Held

Ep. 73: A Season for the Ages

Season 4 is in the books! Sean gives a recap of the season, including some of his favorite moments, as well as his least favorite moments (spoiler: it’s anytime Tom and Ann are dating). Then we turn the tables and run him over with an AMA, where we pepper him with all the questions. Find out things like what’s happened with Sean’s enemy that keeps coming into his job, his greatest accomplishments at work, when he let a bunch of children run rampant all over the place, and a heartwarming moment that will make you smile. And we could all use a little more of those warm and fuzzy feelings, you know?

Sean also makes his prediction for Season 5, plus next week’s episode, “Ms. Knope Goes to Washington.” Will he be spot on or is he just a big dreamer? We’ll find out next time!

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Homemade martinis with Tito’s Handmade Vodka, Oso de Oro Dry Vermouth, and kalamata olives

Posted on January 9, 2020 by Joey Held

Ep. 72: The Quest for City Council

It’s the start of the year but the end of the season – the time has finally come to vote for city council. Will Leslie defeat Bobby Newport? Can Ben Wyatt handle a drink of whiskey, neat? What kind of alternate career options are available for Andy and April? How many times did Chris Traeger and Jen Barkley have sex in one night? Are Ann and Tom really getting back together?

We’ve got questions of our own, too. Will Sean pass out during the episode due to allergies? Will Haleigh defeat Sean in the season’s trivia? Is Malort the worst drink ever? Will Sean try a new sport in 2020? And is he truly a Hufflepuff? Is it even worth it to watch a New Year’s Eve celebration? Can Sean flex his fingers at all?

Find out the answers plus a lot more in our first episode of the new year!

EPISODE
S4, E22: Win, Lose, or Draw

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Karbach Brewing Company Chocolate Stout

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Goals for 2020

Posted on July 19, 2019August 26, 2019 by Joey Held

Ep. 50: Ten Top Five Lists to Celebrate 50 Episodes

Are there enough numbers in this episode title? Surely not! To ring in our 50th episode in style, we’re doing a whole bunch of Top 5 lists. Namely, we’re doing ten of them, since 10 x 5 is 50. That’s that high-quality math, y’all.

Be sure to follow us on Facebook and Twitter and peep the Top 5 topics we go into – let us know if you agree with our lists!

Top 5 Characters
Top 5 Quotes
Top 5 Couples
Top 5 National Fast Food Chains
Top 5 Breakfast Items
Top 5 Park-Related Memories
Top 5 Sports to Play
Top 5 Andy’s Band Names
Top 5 Desserts
Top 5 Sean-isms

DRINK OF THE EPISODE:
Fireman’s #4 Light Edition

Posted on July 11, 2019July 11, 2019 by Joey Held

Ep. 49: Leslie Knope Goes for a Run

We’re back and ready to hop into Season 4! In this episode, Leslie makes a big announcement, Tom is dishing out gifts from his new company Entertainment 720, and Ron is hiding out in the woods.

Plus, which donut is best, the magic of Toy Story 4, how Sean made some new friends at the grocery store, and he shares a really crappy story from his parks and rec world.

Keep up with all the parks and rec shenanigans on Twitter and Facebook.

EPISODE
S4, E1: I’m Leslie Knope

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Austin Eastciders Watermelon Cider