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Posted on October 31, 2019 by Joey Held

Ep. 65: This is Halloween, This is Halloween

This is Halloween! This is Halloween! Sean is in charge of this spooktacular bonus episode, and you can bet there are plenty of treats. Namely in the form of several fun Halloween-themed lists!

Play along at home as we chat our favorite Halloween movies (Sean is really curious what everyone thinks about Casper the Friendly Ghost), top Halloween costumes we’ve actually worn, Joey shares tips for dealing with a potential Vampire, and we make a playlist of terrifically ghoulish tunes.

Plus different ridiculous flavored Oreos, the first time we remember being scared by a movie, and a whole host of other goodies. It’s a ghoulishly good time!

Posted on September 13, 2019October 23, 2019 by Joey Held — 1 Comment

Ep. 58: I Hold Myself In Contempt!

Leslie Knope is ON TRIAL. What for? Well, you’ll have to tune in to find out. Plus we’re chatting about the wonders of Google Earth, get a bit nostalgic with Matchbox Twenty, the many unethical things going on during this episode, Sean’s super old laptop, being punished via caning or a belt, how many songs are about candy, and Sean’s extreme love/hate affair with football. On a related note, one of Joey’s doppelgangers recently retired from the NFL and now he’s sad.

This episode also has arguably the best cold open of the entire series. Here it is. Tell us you disagree (you cannot). Oh yeah, and Sean doesn’t even know what Citizen Kane is! What has he been doing with his life?

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EPISODE
S4, E9: The Trial of Leslie Knope

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Dry Sparkling Soda (Vanilla and Blood Orange Flavors)

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Snow Moments, or “Snowments”

Posted on September 5, 2019September 19, 2019 by Joey Held

Ep. 57: A Teeny Tiny Park

Dream team Leslie and Ben are creating the smallest park around. Andy wants to take college courses and struggles to decide which one is the perfect fit. Plus, getting lost in areas really close to our house, playing calculator games, educating Sean about the 27 Club, and getting upset over bad luck.

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EPISODE
S4, E8: Smallest Park

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Prickly Pear Vodka with Steaz Green Tea

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
College courses unrelated to Joey’s major

Posted on July 19, 2019August 26, 2019 by Joey Held

Ep. 50: Ten Top Five Lists to Celebrate 50 Episodes

Are there enough numbers in this episode title? Surely not! To ring in our 50th episode in style, we’re doing a whole bunch of Top 5 lists. Namely, we’re doing ten of them, since 10 x 5 is 50. That’s that high-quality math, y’all.

Be sure to follow us on Facebook and Twitter and peep the Top 5 topics we go into – let us know if you agree with our lists!

Top 5 Characters
Top 5 Quotes
Top 5 Couples
Top 5 National Fast Food Chains
Top 5 Breakfast Items
Top 5 Park-Related Memories
Top 5 Sports to Play
Top 5 Andy’s Band Names
Top 5 Desserts
Top 5 Sean-isms

DRINK OF THE EPISODE:
Fireman’s #4 Light Edition

Posted on July 11, 2019July 11, 2019 by Joey Held

Ep. 49: Leslie Knope Goes for a Run

We’re back and ready to hop into Season 4! In this episode, Leslie makes a big announcement, Tom is dishing out gifts from his new company Entertainment 720, and Ron is hiding out in the woods.

Plus, which donut is best, the magic of Toy Story 4, how Sean made some new friends at the grocery store, and he shares a really crappy story from his parks and rec world.

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EPISODE
S4, E1: I’m Leslie Knope

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Austin Eastciders Watermelon Cider