jean ralphio Archives - Parks n Wrecked

Posted on May 7, 2020 by Joey Held

Ep. 89: If True, This Guy Wants In

Leslie offers a bailout to a local movie store, but it backfires with hilarious results. April and Ann are best friends for a week, and together with Donna they perform a stirring rendition of “Time After Time.”

Jenny Slate as Mona-Lisa Saperstein makes her first appearance in the show, and that’s really all you need to know. Brandi Maxxx is also back on the scene, much to the delight of Sean.

This episode has (at least according to Joey), the BEST cold open in the entire show. Do you agree? If true, you’re awesome.

Plus, we cover the Parks and Rec reunion, Also, we really got off on a college basketball tangent there at the start, didn’t we?

EPISODE
S5, E16: Bailout

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Meridian Hive Honey – Mead In Austin

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Underrated Karaoke Songs

CATEGORIES
Types of Flowers

Posted on February 27, 2020March 21, 2020 by Joey Held

Ep. 79: Meet the Parents

Ben and Leslie are engaged – time to throw a party! There’s only one problem: Ben’s parents can’t stand each other, and Ben is worried they’ll derail the whole shindig. Meanwhile, Tom and Jean Ralphio have a new business idea, but it seems only Tom is taking it seriously. Will that be enough for Ron to invest? We’ll have to find out! Also, Chris is sad. But what else is new?

Sean’s planning a work trip FOR parks and rec activities. What a fun time! This week was Fat Tuesday and we certainly celebrated in style (via eating 65 pounds of food). He’s also furious over the new pizza from Pizza Hut that features cheese sticks as part of the crust. Things are just getting wild over here.

EPISODE
S5, E6: Ben’s Parents

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Cider Noir from Texas Keeper Cidery

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Excuses to Miss Work

CATEGORIES
Breakfast Items

Posted on January 9, 2020 by Joey Held

Ep. 72: The Quest for City Council

It’s the start of the year but the end of the season – the time has finally come to vote for city council. Will Leslie defeat Bobby Newport? Can Ben Wyatt handle a drink of whiskey, neat? What kind of alternate career options are available for Andy and April? How many times did Chris Traeger and Jen Barkley have sex in one night? Are Ann and Tom really getting back together?

We’ve got questions of our own, too. Will Sean pass out during the episode due to allergies? Will Haleigh defeat Sean in the season’s trivia? Is Malort the worst drink ever? Will Sean try a new sport in 2020? And is he truly a Hufflepuff? Is it even worth it to watch a New Year’s Eve celebration? Can Sean flex his fingers at all?

Find out the answers plus a lot more in our first episode of the new year!

EPISODE
S4, E22: Win, Lose, or Draw

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Karbach Brewing Company Chocolate Stout

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Goals for 2020

Posted on August 22, 2019September 6, 2019 by Joey Held

Ep. 55: It’s the End of the World As We Know It

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and we feel fine, I guess. Zorp is on his way to Pawnee, and Leslie and Ron are enjoying an apocalyptic party. Meanwhile, April helps Andy check things off his bucket list. Tom and Jean-Ralphio are throwing a party, too, to celebrate the extravagant demise of Entertainment 720. Plus, Sean’s diet gets derailed by a new cake concept, embracing awkward moments, and an old friend of the podcast returns with serious style.

EPISODE
S4, E6: End of the World

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Bombay Sapphire Distilled London Dry Gin with Fresca and Fresh Strawberries

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Bucket List Items

Posted on February 28, 2019April 11, 2019 by Joey Held

Ep. 32: What the Heck Did We Learn In Seasons 1 and 2?

We’ve made it through Seasons 1 and 2, so what better way to celebrate than with an introspective? Sean chats about his top themes of the first two seasons, we recap our favorite characters and moments, and we take a very poorly worded quiz to test our knowledge. We go off on a ton of random tangents, too, from Pixar movies (Ratatouille is so underrated) to Pokemon moves. Hey, remember that time Joey and Sean tried to do every Pokemon move in real life? No? Well, luckily, you can check it out below.

Episode
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Recap of Seasons 1 and 2

Episode Drinks
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The #TBT White Blend from Winc Wine Club