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Ep. 130: One-Way Ticket to the Funky Monkey Dunk Tank

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With just a few episodes to go, we’re going to take a wild detour to Andy’s Johnny Karate kids show that doesn’t really advance the plot in any way. But, uh…it’s kind of silly occasionally, so…yay?

Andy gets top billing by being a big ol’ goofball, while April is worried that she’s ruining the one thing he loves by moving to Washington, D.C. Ben gets chided for being a nerd, Ron makes some wood, and John Cena shows up, for some reason. Look, it’s not a great episode, okay? We do like all the fake commercials spliced into the episode, though.

Meanwhile, SNL movies that were made from questionable premises, the hypocrisy of the NCAA, the joys of snacking on buckeyes, and how good would a Paunch Burger be in real life?

Plus, Sean achieved a HUGE milestone. Tune in to see what it is!


EPISODE
S7, E10: The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show


DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey: Gold Rush Cocktail
Sean: Tequila Sunrise Cocktail
Haleigh: Water (BORING)

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Parks and Rec Characters

CATEGORIES
2021 NCAA Tournament Teams

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Ep. 74: We’re Taking a Trip to Washington!

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Welcome to Season 5! *The crowd goes wild* Leslie, Ben, April, and Andy are all in Washington, D.C. doing very big important government things. Meanwhile, Ron is hosting a BBQ and literally only has the meat, which is still alive. Which one could argue is the most important part, but still. At least give us a plate or something, man. Sean is thrilled that Tom and Ann are no longer an item.

We’re sampling Cookies and Cream Twix because apparently we’re part-timing in ASMR nowadays. We’re putting a twist on trivia, AND we’re adding a new bit: Categories! Exciting stuff all around. Joey also shares a tip for those Instagram Boomerang users out there. And after Chris reprimands Ron, we do a little roleplaying of Sean being stern towards Haleigh. How does that turn out? Finally, Sean shares a crappy situation from work.

EPISODE
S5, E1: Ms. Knope Goes to Washington

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Austin Eastciders Spiced Cider

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Side Items for a BBQ

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Ep. 70: A Good Old Fashioned Political Debate

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It’s time for a debate! Leslie Knope and Bobby Newport are joined by Pawnee mainstays like Brandi Maxxxx and Fester Trim. We also talk about a bunch of movies, especially when it’s someone’s finest role! That whole conversation is inspired by Andy acting out movies during the live telecast of the debate, because he conveniently forgot to pay the cable bill. *Cue obnoxious laughter*

Meanwhile, Sean is triggered by many things throughout this episode. He strongly dislikes Perd Hapley (the nerve!), thinks Bobby Newport is the dumb Parks and Rec version of Michael Scott (understandable) and continues to be baffled by the Tom and Ann relationship (aren’t we all).

Haleigh also gets down a rabbit hole with all the Tom Hanks kids. Finally, Sean perhaps went on a firing spree at work, or maybe he just fed them Olive Garden.

EPISODE
S4, E20: The Debate

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Market Pantry Eggnog with Flor de Caña Rum

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Movies Joey Could Act Out

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Ep. 64: Take Me Out to the Ballgame, Take Me Out to the Game

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Dave the Cop returns to try and win Leslie back. Meanwhile, Ben still can’t speak normally around police officers, and Andy is trying to write a hit song, but he sadly can’t recreate the magic of 5,000 Candles in the Wind…but maybe he CAN with a little help from one Duke Silver.

On our end, Joey is butchering trivia left and right, Haleigh knows some people who are very quick at peeing, and we give plenty of speed dating advice to Sean. Feel free to share your best tips! Plus we chat mascots of our various schools.

Chris Traeger also does a brilliant job singing the classic hit “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.” But don’t just believe us – here it is.

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EPISODE
Dave Returns

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Bohemian Black from Shiner

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Rain Activities

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Ep. 41: Andy and April Host a Fancy Party

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Andy and April are hosting a fancy party, but are things all that they seem? Meanwhile, Donna and Ann hit up a singles night. On our end, Sean has a LOT of gripes. We talk about taking the charge on random people, not noticing cute dogs, giving wedding speeches and being flower girls, obscure celebrity sightings at the airport, and the terrible people that like to spoil shows and movies, like, oh…say, Game of Thrones and Avengers Endgame.

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

EPISODE
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S3, E9: Andy and April’s Fancy Party

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
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Mighty Swell Cherry Lime with Treaty Oak Waterloo No. 9 Gin and Brisk Iced Tea with Lemon

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Ep. 34: It’s Flu Season, Yo!

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Pardon the sniffles – it is flu season, after all. Leslie, April, and Chris are all down for the count, Andy has network connectivity problems, but the rest of the crew is stronger than ever. While Pawnee is battling the bug, we chat about fainting in barber shops, what life is like in a kangaroo pouch, and appropriate gifts for joint birthdays.

We’re sharing some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

Episode
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S3, E2: Flu Season

Drink of the Episode
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John Daly: Sweet Tea, Lemonade, Vodka
London Mule: Ginger Beer, Lime Juice, Gin (from London if you want to be really authentic)