Joey Held, Author at Parks n Wrecked

Posted on August 1, 2019July 7, 2024 by Joey Held

Ep. 52: What Do You Mean You’re Not From Pawnee?!

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Leslie Knope has written a book! She wants to get featured in Joan Calamezzo’s book club, but it results in us learning a shocking new fact about our fearless Pawnee leader. Ann tries to get chummy with Ron and April, and Burt Macklin, FBI is on a new case!

Plus, we’re getting old! We talk about all of Sean’s many physical ailments, ordering a bunch of hot dogs at a baseball game, rolled ice cream, and how to navigate school projects when not everyone is pulling their weight.

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

EPISODE
S4, E3: Born & Raised

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Wind Gap Syrah from Scout & Cellar

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Things in Austin

Posted on July 25, 2019July 7, 2024 by Joey Held

Ep. 51: Look Out, All the Tammys Are Here!

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We’re meeting all of the Tammys in Ron’s life, and boy, are they QUITE the spectacle. We also see the extravagance of Entertainment 720, and boy, is it QUITE extravagant. Plus, we chat about the Indiana Pacers (since Roy Hibbert and Detlef Schrempf guest star in this episode), and Sean is mad at children. And we introduce a new segment, whoa!

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Prickly Pear Cucumber Big Swig with Tito’s Vodka

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Girl Groups from the 90s

EPISODE
S4, E2: Ron and Tammys

Posted on July 19, 2019July 7, 2024 by Joey Held

Ep. 50: Ten Top Five Lists to Celebrate 50 Episodes

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Are there enough numbers in this episode title? Surely not! To ring in our 50th episode in style, we’re doing a whole bunch of Top 5 lists. Namely, we’re doing ten of them, since 10 x 5 is 50. That’s that high-quality math, y’all.

Be sure to follow us on Facebook and Twitter and peep the Top 5 topics we go into – let us know if you agree with our lists!

Top 5 Characters
Top 5 Quotes
Top 5 Couples
Top 5 National Fast Food Chains
Top 5 Breakfast Items
Top 5 Park-Related Memories
Top 5 Sports to Play
Top 5 Andy’s Band Names
Top 5 Desserts
Top 5 Sean-isms

DRINK OF THE EPISODE:
Fireman’s #4 Light Edition

Posted on July 11, 2019July 7, 2024 by Joey Held

Ep. 49: Leslie Knope Goes for a Run

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We’re back and ready to hop into Season 4! In this episode, Leslie makes a big announcement, Tom is dishing out gifts from his new company Entertainment 720, and Ron is hiding out in the woods.

Plus, which donut is best, the magic of Toy Story 4, how Sean made some new friends at the grocery store, and he shares a really crappy story from his parks and rec world.

Keep up with all the parks and rec shenanigans on Twitter and Facebook.

EPISODE
S4, E1: I’m Leslie Knope

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Austin Eastciders Watermelon Cider

Posted on June 20, 2019July 7, 2024 by Joey Held

Ep. 48: Bye Bye, Li’l Sebastian

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In this episode, we say goodbye to the best damn horse ever. Ben and Leslie are trying to romantically sneak around, Tom is thinking about starting a new business, and everyone chips in to put on a memorial show for our favorite little horse, Li’l Sebastian.

Plus, when people have nookie in your workplace, getting hit by a car (or a bike), and the long lost art of Vines. Also this is the first mention of Tammy 1 – LOOK OUT, EVERYONE!

With Season 3 in the books, Parks n Wrecked is taking a little bit of a break. New episodes will return July 11. In the meantime, keep up with everything (and share us your favorite gifs) on Twitter and Facebook.

EPISODE
S3, E16: Li’l Sebastian

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Tom Collins (in honor of Li’l Sebastian, because it sounds like a fancy drink you’d have at a horse race)

Posted on June 13, 2019July 7, 2024 by Joey Held

Ep. 47: The Swiveling Desk of Doom

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Ben and Leslie are secretly dating and life is good…for them. For everyone else, new office changes bring an inordinately high level of distress. But at least Ron has a delightful swiveling circular desk.

Plus, we talk about pork, the perfection that is Calvin and Hobbes, workplace relationships, the fellow NBC show The Wall, and cheating in computer games based on game shows. Sean’s place of work also gets overrun by a bunch of teens with skateboards.

Also, did you know Tobey Maguire is older than Jake Gyllenhaal? We sure didn’t!

Be sure to holler at us on Facebook and Twitter, because we’re sharing plenty of good stuff on both.

EPISODE
S3, E15: The Bubble

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Mighty Swell Grapefruit and Mighty Swell Peach with Brisk Iced Tea and Waterloo Old Yaupon Gin from Treaty Oak

Posted on June 7, 2019July 7, 2024 by Joey Held

Ep. 46: On the Road Again

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In this episode, Leslie and Ben are taking a road trip to Indianapolis! Ron gives life lessons to a fourth grader, and Tom hosts a game show with Donna, Jerry, April, and Andy. Plus, we talk about bizarre and depressing Spanish novels, what game shows we think we’d be the best at, and little league experiences.

Be sure to holler at us on Facebook and Twitter!

EPISODE
S3, E14: Road Trip

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Homemade Jello Shots in Syringes

Posted on May 30, 2019July 7, 2024 by Joey Held

Ep. 45: Everyone is Drunk and Fighting

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In this episode, Leslie and Ann get in a BIG fight. Also everyone is hopped up on Snake Juice. Plus, we talk about our worst drunk fights, the one time Sean kicked someone in the face, when Joey elbowed someone whilst line dancing, how no one seems to remember Homestar Runner anymore, the worst interview questions, and what it means to put a pineapple upside down in your grocery cart. With special guest Cameron Lagrone.

Be sure to holler at us on Facebook and Twitter!

EPISODE
S3, E13: The Fight

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Homemade Snake Juice

Posted on May 23, 2019July 7, 2024 by Joey Held

Ep. 44: Those Eagleton Snobs!

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In this episode, we finally meet those terrible folks from Eagleton, led by guest star Parker Posey. They’re the worst! In other news, it’s Sean’s birthday! We talk about getting older and hurting yourself during activities like playing kickball, how stupid these new Snapchat filters are (and not in the way you think), the mystique of Lizzo, and why the wiffle ball game in this episode reminds us of the nostalgic classic Backyard Baseball. Sean also has to deal with a mess at work LIVE ON AIR. What else could be better?

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

EPISODE
S3, E12: Eagleton

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Rose Dry Cider from Austin Eastciders

Posted on May 16, 2019July 7, 2024 by Joey Held

Ep. 43: What a Beautiful Painting!

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We’ve got a special guest this episode – look at us go! Daniel Barnes, CEO and founder of Treaty Oak Distilling, comes on with a delightful look at how each offering of the distillery is the embodiment of a Parks and Rec character. Daniel is also hugely passionate about diversity and inclusion in his industry, and it’s awesome to hear what Treaty Oak is doing to be more inclusive.

Additionally, we talk about scaring people, crying during movies, and the different ways you can censor out nudity. Joey tells a story and says “like” about 45 times in 32 seconds. Sean has also eaten a lot of chili, so he’s especially fiery (in more ways than one).

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

EPISODE
S3, E11: Jerry’s Painting

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
All the goodies from Treaty Oak Distilling