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Posted on October 22, 2020October 23, 2020 by admin

Ep. 112: Storied Past, Bright Future

Leslie wants to introduce a new slogan for the merger of Pawnee and Eagleton, yet those wacky citizens are voting for joke answers.

Meanwhile, Donna and April are helping Tom find a location for his Tom’s Bistro idea, yet they keep stumbling upon terrible places. And Andy learns a secret about Ron Swanson.

Plus, Sean is drunk and playing Street Fighter, we discuss if Texas treasure Buc-ees is overrated, whether roulette is the silliest game you can play while at a casino, and the excitement that comes from exercising your right to vote. And subscribe to Crisp Bounce Pass!

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EPISODE
S6, E16: New Slogan

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Funnel Cake Ale from Community Beer Co.
Road Trip Snacks from Panther Island Brewing
Heavenly Daze from Zilker Brewing Co.
Oklahoma Sucks from Independence Brewing Co.
VAMONOS from Real Ale Brewing Company
Bombay Sapphire Gin with Strawberry Lemonade
Milam & Greene Rye Whiskey

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
City Slogans

CATEGORIES
Celebrity Twins

Posted on October 15, 2020October 15, 2020 by admin

Ep. 111: Somebody Follow Me, I’m Distraught!

Leslie tries to tear down a wall between Pawnee and Eagleton, only to unleash a swarm of bees that somehow only stings Eagletonians. And Jamm. There’s a lot of fighting going on in this episode, which may or may not inspire Sean’s top five.

Meanwhile, the Unity Concert is starting to come together! Tom and Ben team up to pitch an angel investor on Tom’s Bistro, a new business venture. Oh, and Ron and Diane had a child. He’d appreciate it if you’d keep quiet around him.

Plus, we explore old Kool-Aid and Hawaiian Punch commercials, dive into the Thomas the Tank Engine theme song, chat about the best and worst games on The Price is Right, and get critical of how many fans are watching college football games in person. In fact, we talk a LOT about sports this episode. Apologies if that’s not your jam (or Jamm), but hopefully it’s still great fun.

Finally, please go vote!

EPISODE
S6, E15: The Wall

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Abuela Chocolate Stout from Deadbeach Brewery
Black Cherry and Pineapple Truly Sparkling Cider

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Fights in Sports

CATEGORIES
Elements on the Periodic Table

Posted on July 23, 2020 by Joey Held

Ep. 99: This Calls for Some Celebratory Lunges

There are so many guest stars in this episode! June Diane Raphael, Sam Elliott, Billy Eichner, Melinda Cohen, and a handful of other folks join the Pawnee crew after the town absorbs Eagleton, but will they all survive until the end of the episode? Magic 8 Ball says all signs point to no.

Meanwhile, Ben and Chris are trimming the fat of the Eagleton accounting crew, all while Chris does celebratory lunges. Can you think of a better way to show your excitement?

Plus, Haleigh attended her best friend’s wedding (while practicing social distancing), Sean considers a move to Colorado, we chat about the old Super Nintendo game Super Baseball 2020, and we talk about the glorious home arcade action that these new Arcade1Up cabinets provide, including Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and NBA Jam. You can finally find out Sean’s favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!

Hope you’re ready to jump, because this episode is all over the place.

EPISODE
S6, E4: Dopplegangers

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Avanti Pinot Pomegranate (with a picture of a dogtor on it)

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top Celebrities Joey Has Been Told He Reminds People Of

CATEGORIES
Types of Cheese

Posted on July 16, 2020 by Joey Held

Ep. 98: Why Is Everyone Else So Bad At Eating?

Pawnee is auditing Eagleton! The once-proud city is now…well, less proud. My, how the turntables have turned. There’s also a basketball game happening, featuring a then-29-year-old Chris Bosh playing as a high schooler. Ron is also trying to get off the grid and turns to Tom and Donna for help. Bet that’ll turn out great!

Meanwhile, Ann and April were hanging out together during this episode, for some reason. And they’re living it up in Bloomington, Indiana! If only we all could be so lucky.

Plus, the amazing names Kristen Bell’s characters have, the lasting impact of Penny Saver circulars, no one can say “Swarovsky,” excessive voting lines at the polls, and reminiscing about visiting colleges. What was your favorite campus tour?

EPISODE
S6, E3: The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Milam & Greene Bourbon Whiskey

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top Social Media Platforms Sean Has Used

CATEGORIES
Physical Magazines

Posted on May 23, 2019August 26, 2019 by Joey Held

Ep. 44: Those Eagleton Snobs!

In this episode, we finally meet those terrible folks from Eagleton, led by guest star Parker Posey. They’re the worst! In other news, it’s Sean’s birthday! We talk about getting older and hurting yourself during activities like playing kickball, how stupid these new Snapchat filters are (and not in the way you think), the mystique of Lizzo, and why the wiffle ball game in this episode reminds us of the nostalgic classic Backyard Baseball. Sean also has to deal with a mess at work LIVE ON AIR. What else could be better?

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EPISODE
S3, E12: Eagleton

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Rose Dry Cider from Austin Eastciders