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Ep. 132: Don’t Be Suspicious

Some of the crew is moving to Washington D.C. (and other places, as we’ll soon see), so Leslie is getting the gang together for one last ride. What started out as a presentation with song and dance turns into a final problem-solving adventure.

Meanwhile, we’re jumping into the future! Will Craig and Typhoon end up together after all? What’s Donna up to six years from now? Will Andy ever learn about Sandra Day O’Connor? How many restaurants will Tom open up? Will Garry have a successful run as mayor? Can Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa successfully pull off a heist without being suspicious? The answer to some of these questions is “yes”; for others, it’s “no”. Still others have longer answers. And I’ve been Perd Hapley.

Plus, the massive secret (but not so secret) Lyndon B. Johnson was hiding, cutting the line at amusement parks when you’re in a wheelchair, the famous John Lennon and Yoko Ono picture from Rolling Stone, how inconvenient it is for maintenance to be closed on a Friday, and getting banned from restaurants.

EPISODE
S7, E12: One Last Ride (Pt. 1)

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey and Haleigh: Dirty Martinis made from Treaty Oak Distilling Old Yaupin Gin, Barsmith Dirty Martini Olive Brine Mix, T.W. Hollister Oso de Oro Sweet Vermouth, and Mezzetta Martini Olives
Sean: Toothpaste and Listerine (we don’t understand it, either)

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
International Travel Adventures

CATEGORIES
Chain Restaurants

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Ep. 119: Six Seasons in the Books! And A Farewell to 2020

Well, we’ve made it through Season 6 and basically 2020, so there’s lots of reflecting going on. We reminisce about the very first episode of Parks n Wrecked and how wildly unprofessional it was (as if we’ve gotten more professional, HA). And of course, we’re going over some of the key moments of Season 6 of Parks and Rec.

Remember when Andy had a job in London and hopped into a dumpster? Or how about the time Chris Bosh made a guest appearance as an Eagletonian high schooler player despite being nearly 30 years old? Or when Leslie Knope got recalled?

Yes, we all remember the Unity Concert, and there was plenty of personal growth in Season 6. This was the season where Ann and Chris left us after birthing a beautiful child. Donna’s a realtor now. April is working with animals, which she LOVES. Tom sells his old company and opened up Tom’s Bistro. Ron and Diane got married and had a baby and we barely heard about it! Larry retired yet he’s still working all the time. Classic Larry. And then we time-hopped three years at the end of the season!

Plus, wild moments with the wind and ultimate frisbee, an in-depth look at butt fumbles, a deep dive into the Logical Journey of the Zoombinis computer game, and a full-on reflection of 2020 as a whole. We also take a trivia quiz that crashes on us halfway through, and Sean alienates his friends by criticizing both The Office and Parks and Rec.

And remember: 2020 may have been terrible but we all still accomplished good things this year. Take a moment to reflect on those and have a wonderful and relaxing holiday. We’ll see you next year!

Oh, and did you want to check out some of the other things we mentioned? We’d love to see you at Good People, Cool Things and Crisp Bounce Pass or dropping a review on this Bic Pen for Her or the book How to Avoid Huge Ships.

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Madria Sangria Fruit Wine
Michelle Sparkling Brut

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Ep. 117: Call Me Kristen Because I’m Wigging Out

We’re at the last episode of Season 6, but as NBC did, we’re turning it into a two-parter. Leslie still isn’t sure if she’s going to take that job in Chicago, Ben gets to show off his Cones of Dunshire skills, and we meet Gryzzl, who most certainly will make another appearance in future episodes.

Meanwhile, Tom’s Bistro just moved up its soft launch and it is going QUITE poorly. Tom is being a jerk. April has to sub in as a server and adds several cars to the list of available pasts. And Larry knocks over entire cabinets of glassware. Classic Larry.

Plus, we debate the merits of stuffing versus dressing, reminisce about adventures at a Texas Rangers baseball game, nerd out quite a bit over Star Wars, and there’s actually something related to parks and rec this episode! Sean is thrilled to share his experiences in working at conferences.

EPISODE
S6, E21: Moving Up (Pt. 1)

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Allegro Sleepytime Tea with Milam and Greene Triple Cask Bourbon Whiskey
Pineapple Coladas BuzzBallz

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Sean’s Favorite Star Wars TV Series and Movies (Some spoiler alerts in this one, so be warned!)

CATEGORIES
Airport Codes

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Ep. 115: I’ll Bring It Down a THOUSAND Notches If I Have To

Leslie and Andy are on a quest to find a headliner for the Unity Concert. Their first choice? Bo Burnham, playing a big ol’ jerk face named Chipp McCapp. Luckily, they’re able to pivot to their second choice, Jeff Tweedy, the lead singer of the totally made-up band Land Ho and the totally real band Wilco.

Meanwhile, Ron babysits Ben, who is extremely drunk, and they run into some tough going. And Tom, April, and Donna seek out a new sommelier for Tom’s Bistro. And we’re all getting notes of dried robin’s blood and just a hint of a robot’s bathwater.

Plus, Sean is incredibly under the weather this episode, but he’s POWERING THROUGH. We also discuss gaining massive amounts of weight during the pandemic, wild events going on in the neighborhood, and there’s exciting news in Sean’s and Haleigh’s families!

This episode of Parks n Wrecked is sponsored by Manscaped. And that means we’ve got your back (and anywhere else you need to take care of). Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: PARKS

EPISODE
S6, E19: Flu Season 2

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Peach and Apple Ciders from Austin Eastciders

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Levels from GoldenEye on Nintendo 64

CATEGORIES
Varieties of Wine

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Ep. 112: Storied Past, Bright Future

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Leslie wants to introduce a new slogan for the merger of Pawnee and Eagleton, yet those wacky citizens are voting for joke answers.

Meanwhile, Donna and April are helping Tom find a location for his Tom’s Bistro idea, yet they keep stumbling upon terrible places. And Andy learns a secret about Ron Swanson.

Plus, Sean is drunk and playing Street Fighter, we discuss if Texas treasure Buc-ees is overrated, whether roulette is the silliest game you can play while at a casino, and the excitement that comes from exercising your right to vote. And subscribe to Crisp Bounce Pass!

This episode of Parks n Wrecked is sponsored by Manscaped. And that means we’ve got your back (and anywhere else you need to take care of). Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: PARKS

EPISODE
S6, E16: New Slogan

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Funnel Cake Ale from Community Beer Co.
Road Trip Snacks from Panther Island Brewing
Heavenly Daze from Zilker Brewing Co.
Oklahoma Sucks from Independence Brewing Co.
VAMONOS from Real Ale Brewing Company
Bombay Sapphire Gin with Strawberry Lemonade
Milam & Greene Rye Whiskey

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
City Slogans

CATEGORIES
Celebrity Twins

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Ep. 111: Somebody Follow Me, I’m Distraught!

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Leslie tries to tear down a wall between Pawnee and Eagleton, only to unleash a swarm of bees that somehow only stings Eagletonians. And Jamm. There’s a lot of fighting going on in this episode, which may or may not inspire Sean’s top five.

Meanwhile, the Unity Concert is starting to come together! Tom and Ben team up to pitch an angel investor on Tom’s Bistro, a new business venture. Oh, and Ron and Diane had a child. He’d appreciate it if you’d keep quiet around him.

Plus, we explore old Kool-Aid and Hawaiian Punch commercials, dive into the Thomas the Tank Engine theme song, chat about the best and worst games on The Price is Right, and get critical of how many fans are watching college football games in person. In fact, we talk a LOT about sports this episode. Apologies if that’s not your jam (or Jamm), but hopefully it’s still great fun.

This episode of Parks n Wrecked is sponsored by Manscaped. And that means we’ve got your back (and anywhere else you need to take care of). Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: PARKS

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EPISODE
S6, E15: The Wall

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Abuela Chocolate Stout from Deadbeach Brewery
Black Cherry and Pineapple Truly Sparkling Cider

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Fights in Sports

CATEGORIES
Elements on the Periodic Table