Listen to “On the Road Again” on Spreaker.
In this episode, Leslie and Ben are taking a road trip to Indianapolis! Ron gives life lessons to a fourth grader, and Tom hosts a game show with Donna, Jerry, April, and Andy. Plus, we talk about bizarre and depressing Spanish novels, what game shows we think we’d be the best at, and little league experiences.
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EPISODE
S3, E14: Road Trip
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Homemade Jello Shots in Syringes
Listen to “Everybody Is Drunk and Fighting” on Spreaker.
In this episode, Leslie and Ann get in a BIG fight. Also everyone is hopped up on Snake Juice. Plus, we talk about our worst drunk fights, the one time Sean kicked someone in the face, when Joey elbowed someone whilst line dancing, how no one seems to remember Homestar Runner anymore, the worst interview questions, and what it means to put a pineapple upside down in your grocery cart. With special guest Cameron Lagrone.
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EPISODE
S3, E13: The Fight
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Homemade Snake Juice
Listen to “Those Eagleton Snobs!” on Spreaker.
In this episode, we finally meet those terrible folks from Eagleton, led by guest star Parker Posey. They’re the worst! In other news, it’s Sean’s birthday! We talk about getting older and hurting yourself during activities like playing kickball, how stupid these new Snapchat filters are (and not in the way you think), the mystique of Lizzo, and why the wiffle ball game in this episode reminds us of the nostalgic classic Backyard Baseball. Sean also has to deal with a mess at work LIVE ON AIR. What else could be better?
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EPISODE
S3, E12: Eagleton
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Rose Dry Cider from Austin Eastciders
Listen to “What a Beautiful Painting!” on Spreaker.
We’ve got a special guest this episode – look at us go! Daniel Barnes, CEO and founder of Treaty Oak Distilling, comes on with a delightful look at how each offering of the distillery is the embodiment of a Parks and Rec character. Daniel is also hugely passionate about diversity and inclusion in his industry, and it’s awesome to hear what Treaty Oak is doing to be more inclusive.
Additionally, we talk about scaring people, crying during movies, and the different ways you can censor out nudity. Joey tells a story and says “like” about 45 times in 32 seconds. Sean has also eaten a lot of chili, so he’s especially fiery (in more ways than one).
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EPISODE
S3, E11: Jerry’s Painting
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
All the goodies from Treaty Oak Distilling
Listen to “Online Dating and Burger Cook-Offs” on Spreaker.
In this episode, Leslie gives online dating a shot. Ron and Chris have a burger cook-off. Tom gives us a ton of new slang for referencing food. We talk about the most obese cities in the country, Sour Skittles destroying your mouth, and that episode of Arthur when he punches his sister. Plus the greatest cat name OF ALL TIME.
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EPISODE
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S3, E10: Soulmates
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
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A Margarita to celebrate Cinco de Mayo!
Listen to “Andy and April Host a Fancy Party” on Spreaker.
Andy and April are hosting a fancy party, but are things all that they seem? Meanwhile, Donna and Ann hit up a singles night. On our end, Sean has a LOT of gripes. We talk about taking the charge on random people, not noticing cute dogs, giving wedding speeches and being flower girls, obscure celebrity sightings at the airport, and the terrible people that like to spoil shows and movies, like, oh…say, Game of Thrones and Avengers Endgame.
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EPISODE
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S3, E9: Andy and April’s Fancy Party
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
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Mighty Swell Cherry Lime with Treaty Oak Waterloo No. 9 Gin and Brisk Iced Tea with Lemon
Listen to “Camping, Glamping, and Tom Haverford-ing” on Spreaker.
Pack up your SkyMall items, y’all – we’re going camping! After conquering the Harvest Festival, Leslie Knope looks for her next big idea. Will she find it? Let’s see! On top of all that, we discuss the bold strategy of clapping during movies, glamping, water obstacle courses (including the saddest iteration of The Blob ever) and why there are so many cats at the bed and breakfast.
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EPISODE
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S3, E8: Camping
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
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Mionetto Cartizze
Listen to “The Most Li'l Sebastian Harvest Festival Ever” on Spreaker.
Li’l Sebastian! Is there anything that horse can’t do? The Pawnee crew is putting on the best Harvest Festival yet, so it’s time to get lost in a corn maze. We talk curses, the trouble of dealing with mechanics, and how spectacular it is that there are both Tom and Jerry and Ben and Jerry references in this episode. Special shout out to *How to Avoid Huge Ships*, as well. Great read.
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S3, E7: Harvest Festival
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Cape Route from Winc Wine Club
Listen to “Give Me All the Bacon and Eggs You Have” on Spreaker.
We’re packing our bags and headed to Indianapolis in an episode filled with good quotes, good food, and terrible smells. We cover steaks, talk about The Rock hosting SNL, get interrupted by a phone call, and pay homage to Dallas Mavericks legend Dirk Nowitzki, who played his final game last night. What fun!
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S3, E6: Indianapolis
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Original Dark Horse Merlot
Listen to “You Won't Live to Regret This” on Spreaker.
Leslie, Tom, and Ben chat with the media. Ben struggles MIGHTILY. We also say hello to Crazy Ira and the Douche while everyone is looking things up on Alta Vista.
Back in real life parks and rec, Sean has the most eventful day at work, we talk about terrorizing guests in *Rollercoaster Tycoon*, and we reminisce about using typewriters.
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S3, E5: Media Blitz
Drink of the Episode
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Local Hive Texas Honey
