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Ep. 64: Take Me Out to the Ballgame, Take Me Out to the Game

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Dave the Cop returns to try and win Leslie back. Meanwhile, Ben still can’t speak normally around police officers, and Andy is trying to write a hit song, but he sadly can’t recreate the magic of 5,000 Candles in the Wind…but maybe he CAN with a little help from one Duke Silver.

On our end, Joey is butchering trivia left and right, Haleigh knows some people who are very quick at peeing, and we give plenty of speed dating advice to Sean. Feel free to share your best tips! Plus we chat mascots of our various schools.

Chris Traeger also does a brilliant job singing the classic hit “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.” But don’t just believe us – here it is.

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EPISODE
Dave Returns

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Bohemian Black from Shiner

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Rain Activities

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Ep. 63: Can We Please Find a Date for Ann?

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The Parks and Rec gang is looking to set up Ann on some dates, which is confusing, because Sean is right here. Meanwhile, Chris Traeger is SO VERY INCREDIBLY sad after his breakup with Millicent Gergich. Ben, Ron, and Andy go on an adventure to solve Leslie’s complex scavenger hunt. Shenanigans ensue.

Plus, we talk Valentine’s Day hearts, movies that might be considered mildly questionable by today’s standards, and Sean discusses his own scavenger hunt prowess. Also, why is there no hip hop station here in Austin? We’re starting our own radio station!

EPISODE
Operation Ann

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Gold Rush with Bourbon, Apple Juice, and Honey

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Underrated Songs to Play at a Dance

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Ep. 62: Gutterballs and Breakups

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We’ve got a classic Parks and Rec episode! Half the gang goes bowling while the other half cold calls people for donations. Leslie inadvertently sabotages her own campaign, Tom unleashes an unorthodox bowling technique, and Chris Traeger goes from super excited to super sad in a matter of minutes. We also learn how tall most of the cast of Parks and Rec is – they’re a short bunch!

Plus, we discuss the growing popularity of pickleball, the excitement of doing focus groups, and Haleigh’s skill at doing the limbo.

There’s also a BRAND NEW TRIVIA format for Parks n Wrecked. As you may expect, the anticipation is palpable. Let’s dive on in!

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EPISODE
S4, E13: Bowling for Votes

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Più Gioia from Delle Venezie

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Happiest Memories from Daycare

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Ep. 61: Bobby Newport and the Ad Campaign

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Leslie Knope needs to make a new campaign ad – but Bobby Newport stands in her way. Kind of. Will the team go with Leslie’s kind ad or Ben Wyatt’s smear campaign? Meanwhile, Andy and April just learned about health insurance and are trying to get tested for every disease.

We also run through our defining Paul Rudd movies, alternate Twix flavors from childhood, Joey’s Kentucky Derby adventures, and people using service dogs while grocery shopping. Plus we follow up on a controversial subject from a couple of episodes ago. Hop on in!

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EPISODE
S4, E12: Campaign Ad

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Live Oak Oaktoberfest

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Commercials that Haleigh Remembers and Likes

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Ep. 60: Get On Your Feet!

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Who’s ready to get on your feet? Leslie Knope is back on the campaign trail! What adventures will she get up to? Meanwhile, Ben Wyatt is STRUGGLING trying to entertain himself between jobs, and we get to see Pawnee legend Pistol Pete Desillio in action. What a treat!

We also talk about weird fortunes from fortune cookies, do terrible Chris Traeger impressions, and discuss weird phrases like “that’s more stick than carrot.” And Sean’s disdain for The Office rears its ugly head.

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EPISODE
S4, E11: The Comeback Kid

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Fancy Cocktail from Revolution Spirits

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Game-Winning Basketball Shots Joey Saw As They Happened

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Ep. 59: What Did You Get Me for Christmas?

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Leslie Knope isn’t allowed to work in the government, so she tries her hand at being a concerned citizen. Meanwhile, Ben is out and about searching for a new job while the rest of the gang is cooking up a little fun treat for their fearless owner.

Leslie’s also handing out Christmas gifts, which makes us dive into Sean’s own favorite presents. We also discuss inappropriate flag football team names, being extras in commercials, and our first Nintendo video games.

Additionally, Joey is apparently the only one who enjoys Friday Night Lights. These other kids wouldn’t know character if Tim Riggins tackled it out of them.

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EPISODE
S4, E10: Citizen Knope

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Freak Power Blood Orange Hefeweizen

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Christmas Presents

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Ep. 58: I Hold Myself In Contempt!

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Leslie Knope is ON TRIAL. What for? Well, you’ll have to tune in to find out. Plus we’re chatting about the wonders of Google Earth, get a bit nostalgic with Matchbox Twenty, the many unethical things going on during this episode, Sean’s super old laptop, being punished via caning or a belt, how many songs are about candy, and Sean’s extreme love/hate affair with football. On a related note, one of Joey’s doppelgangers recently retired from the NFL and now he’s sad.

This episode also has arguably the best cold open of the entire series. Here it is. Tell us you disagree (you cannot). Oh yeah, and Sean doesn’t even know what Citizen Kane is! What has he been doing with his life?

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EPISODE
S4, E9: The Trial of Leslie Knope

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Dry Sparkling Soda (Vanilla and Blood Orange Flavors)

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Snow Moments, or “Snowments”

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Ep. 57: A Teeny Tiny Park

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Dream team Leslie and Ben are creating the smallest park around. Andy wants to take college courses and struggles to decide which one is the perfect fit. Plus, getting lost in areas really close to our house, playing calculator games, educating Sean about the 27 Club, and getting upset over bad luck.

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EPISODE
S4, E8: Smallest Park

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Prickly Pear Vodka with Steaz Green Tea

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
College courses unrelated to Joey’s major

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Ep. 56: Can’t We All Just Get Along?

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Leslie and Ben are FIGHTING at the Model UN meeting. Isn’t this supposed to be a peaceful time?! Meanwhile, Chris Traeger is getting more involved with Jerry’s daughter Millicent and recruits Donna, Ann, and of course Jerry to help. Plus we’re celebrating more than a year of Parks n Wrecked! On top of everything, someone is using a leaf blower outside our studio, and it is AUDIBLE. Hope those leaves learned their lesson.

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EPISODE
S4, E7: The Treaty

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
“This Gin Here” custom gin from The Distillery in London mixed with Big Swig Key Lime sparkling water

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
School Extracurricular Activities

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Ep. 55: It’s the End of the World As We Know It

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It’s the end of the world as we know it, and we feel fine, I guess. Zorp is on his way to Pawnee, and Leslie and Ron are enjoying an apocalyptic party. Meanwhile, April helps Andy check things off his bucket list. Tom and Jean-Ralphio are throwing a party, too, to celebrate the extravagant demise of Entertainment 720. Plus, Sean’s diet gets derailed by a new cake concept, embracing awkward moments, and an old friend of the podcast returns with serious style.

EPISODE
S4, E6: End of the World

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Bombay Sapphire Distilled London Dry Gin with Fresca and Fresh Strawberries

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Bucket List Items