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Ep. 39: The Most Li’l Sebastian Harvest Festival Ever

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Li’l Sebastian! Is there anything that horse can’t do? The Pawnee crew is putting on the best Harvest Festival yet, so it’s time to get lost in a corn maze. We talk curses, the trouble of dealing with mechanics, and how spectacular it is that there are both Tom and Jerry and Ben and Jerry references in this episode. Special shout out to *How to Avoid Huge Ships*, as well. Great read.

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook! You can also hit us up on [parkswreckedpod.com][4].

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S3, E7: Harvest Festival

Drink of the Episode
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Cape Route from Winc Wine Club

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Ep. 38: Give Me All the Bacon and Eggs You Have

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We’re packing our bags and headed to Indianapolis in an episode filled with good quotes, good food, and terrible smells. We cover steaks, talk about The Rock hosting SNL, get interrupted by a phone call, and pay homage to Dallas Mavericks legend Dirk Nowitzki, who played his final game last night. What fun!

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

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S3, E6: Indianapolis

Drink of the Episode
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Original Dark Horse Merlot

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Ep. 37: You Won’t Live to Regret This

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Leslie, Tom, and Ben chat with the media. Ben struggles MIGHTILY. We also say hello to Crazy Ira and the Douche while everyone is looking things up on Alta Vista.

Back in real life parks and rec, Sean has the most eventful day at work, we talk about terrorizing guests in *Rollercoaster Tycoon*, and we reminisce about using typewriters.

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

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S3, E5: Media Blitz

Drink of the Episode
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Local Hive Texas Honey

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Ep. 36: Ron Swanson Loses His Mustache Yet Again

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Ron loses his mustache? That can only mean one thing: Tammy is back. The crew deals with Ron getting cornrows (and married), and we learn about Ben’s love of calzones. We also chat about weird names, causing a scene in school, and that time Parks n Wrecked mascot Franxie brought in a mouse from the great outdoors. Yikes.

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

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S3, E4: Ron and Tammy: Part Two

Drink of the Episode
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Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider

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Ep. 35: A Letter to Myself in 5 Years

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When we started this episode, we were discussing time capsules and braces. By the time we finished it, we had read a letter that high school Sean wrote to himself five years in the future. And it is QUITE the dandy. Were you this elegant as a senior in high school? It turns out Haleigh was right – there ARE Reese’s packs with three peanut butter cups in them!

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

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S3, E3: Time Capsule

Drink of the Episode
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Live Oak Hefeweizen

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Ep. 34: It’s Flu Season, Yo!

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Pardon the sniffles – it is flu season, after all. Leslie, April, and Chris are all down for the count, Andy has network connectivity problems, but the rest of the crew is stronger than ever. While Pawnee is battling the bug, we chat about fainting in barber shops, what life is like in a kangaroo pouch, and appropriate gifts for joint birthdays.

We’re sharing some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

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S3, E2: Flu Season

Drink of the Episode
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John Daly: Sweet Tea, Lemonade, Vodka
London Mule: Ginger Beer, Lime Juice, Gin (from London if you want to be really authentic)

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Ep. 33: The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness

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Hey there, Season 3! You’re lookin’ mighty good. We get introduced to the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. We see some riveting basketball games. Leslie gives a thoroughly passionate speech. We chat about getting ejected from sporting events, participating in the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta, and terrible computer games. We also cover our favorite Disney and Air Bud movies, so WOW, is this a jam-packed episode.

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S3, E1: Go Big or Go Home

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Haleigh’s Hooch: Gin, Lemon Juice, and Blueberries. It’s real tart.

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Ep. 32: What the Heck Did We Learn In Seasons 1 and 2?

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We’ve made it through Seasons 1 and 2, so what better way to celebrate than with an introspective? Sean chats about his top themes of the first two seasons, we recap our favorite characters and moments, and we take a very poorly worded quiz to test our knowledge. We go off on a ton of random tangents, too, from Pixar movies (Ratatouille is so underrated) to Pokemon moves. Hey, remember that time Joey and Sean tried to do every Pokemon move in real life? No? Well, luckily, you can check it out below.

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Recap of Seasons 1 and 2

Episode Drinks
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The #TBT White Blend from Winc Wine Club

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Ep. 31: Can Freddy Spaghetti Save the Government?

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We’re wrapping up Season 2 with mega excitement. Austin City Council Member Jimmy Flannigan – who the Austin Chronicle once called “Austin’s Leslie Knope” – joins us right in the middle of a government shutdown for a jam-packed episode. Leslie has a plan to save the government: Freddy Spaghetti, whose noodle-themed songs are just what Pawnee needs. We also discuss our misadventures with wine tasting, what to do when people think you’re looking at them funny, and Jimmy shares some of his stories from his time on City Council. It’s the perfect way to say goodbye to season two.

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S2, E24: “Freddy Spaghetti”

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Jimmy and Joey: Late Harvest Merlot

Haleigh: Summer Water Rose with Orange Juice

Sean: Independence Brewery’s Stash IPA and Espolon Tequila

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Ep. 30: Literally the Most Exciting Episode Yet!

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We meet SO many new people this episode. Chris Traeger. Ben Wyatt. Lucy Last Name to Be Determined. And two of them are working to trim the fat of the parks department. Ron is giddy with glee, but Leslie won’t take this lying down. Neither will we. We chat about people being rude, the rules for dating people younger than you, and introduce Sean to Flat Stanley. We also finally go over our Super Bowl prop bets. It’s more exciting than that game was, that’s for sure.

And we’re still treating ourselves! here’s something SUPER cool for our Austin friends: we’ve partnered with Wild Chix and Waffles on their Galentine’s Day Menu. Drop in now until February 16 and you can score your very own Treat Yo Self along with tons of yummy food. And since Wild Chix is 100% gluten-free, you can nom to your heart’s content, no matter your dietary restrictions. Get yo self a Treat Yo Self!

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S2, E23: “The Master Plan”

Episode Drinks
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Joey: Treaty Oak Ghost Hill Bourbon + Ginger Beer

Haleigh: Orange Juice + Blood Orange Cranberry Juice + This Gin Here, created at the Ginstitute in London

Sean: Treaty Oak Red-Handed Rye Whiskey