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Ep. 109: Keep Your Tears in Your Eyes, Where They Belong

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We’re saying goodbye to Chris and Ann, and Sean could not be more distraught (mainly about Ann, he’s fine with Chris’s departure). The characters on Parks and Rec are all saying their respective goodbyes — Chris is proud of April, Donna grabs Chris’s butt, and Leslie puts on a party with all the normal and wacky holidays Ann and crew have celebrated, including Easter, New Year’s, and Talk Like a Pittsburgh Pirate Day.

Meanwhile, there are all kinds of Pawnee cameos in this episode. Kathryn Pinewood, Perd Hapley, Pete Disellio…they’re all here and offering various levels of help to Leslie.

Plus, the things Sean has cut himself off from after spending a ton of money on new tires, the best Kelly Clarkson songs to see live, and an eager Parks n Wrecked fan shares his Rocket League user ID with us. How nice!

After the success of last week’s episode, Sean’s got the University of Texas game on in the background this time. And this ain’t no first half shenanigans — we’re in the fourth quarter and overtime, baby!

P.S. A lot has happened since we last recorded, so here’s another reminder: PLEASE vote this year. Not just for the President, but at your local levels, too.

EPISODE
S6, E13: Ann & Chris

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Rancho La Gloria Wine Cocktail from H-E-B
Topo Chico Lime

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Forgotten Presidents

CATEGORIES
Family Guy Characters

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Ep. 85: The Calzones Betrayed Me?!

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Ann is looking to have a child, so she starts interviewing potential sperm donors. And boy oh boy are the pickings slim. As a result, Leslie is doing her best to stop everything, as is her MO. Meanwhile, Ben, Ron, Chris, and Tom taste test food for the wedding, but the calzones treat them incredibly poorly. How dare they. But this leads to one of the best scenes in the entire series, so we’ll take it.

For some reason, Leslie can’t attend ANY town hall meetings this week. That means April and Andy are in charge. They also get to deal with a very delightful cameo from Harris Wittels.

Plus, we’re chatting Disneyland, how Vice Presidents used to openly duel people, flip cup challenges, and the life advice that has served Sean well throughout his entire life.

EPISODE
S5, E12: Ann’s Decision

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Coffee Porter from Last Stand Brewing
Minute Maid Fruit Punch (with low sugar!) mixed with Malibu Coconut Rum

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Major Decisions Sean Has Made

CATEGORIES
Breakfast Cereals

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Ep. 63: Can We Please Find a Date for Ann?

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The Parks and Rec gang is looking to set up Ann on some dates, which is confusing, because Sean is right here. Meanwhile, Chris Traeger is SO VERY INCREDIBLY sad after his breakup with Millicent Gergich. Ben, Ron, and Andy go on an adventure to solve Leslie’s complex scavenger hunt. Shenanigans ensue.

Plus, we talk Valentine’s Day hearts, movies that might be considered mildly questionable by today’s standards, and Sean discusses his own scavenger hunt prowess. Also, why is there no hip hop station here in Austin? We’re starting our own radio station!

EPISODE
Operation Ann

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Gold Rush with Bourbon, Apple Juice, and Honey

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Underrated Songs to Play at a Dance

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Ep. 52: What Do You Mean You’re Not From Pawnee?!

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Leslie Knope has written a book! She wants to get featured in Joan Calamezzo’s book club, but it results in us learning a shocking new fact about our fearless Pawnee leader. Ann tries to get chummy with Ron and April, and Burt Macklin, FBI is on a new case!

Plus, we’re getting old! We talk about all of Sean’s many physical ailments, ordering a bunch of hot dogs at a baseball game, rolled ice cream, and how to navigate school projects when not everyone is pulling their weight.

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EPISODE
S4, E3: Born & Raised

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Wind Gap Syrah from Scout & Cellar

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Things in Austin

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Ep. 45: Everyone is Drunk and Fighting

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In this episode, Leslie and Ann get in a BIG fight. Also everyone is hopped up on Snake Juice. Plus, we talk about our worst drunk fights, the one time Sean kicked someone in the face, when Joey elbowed someone whilst line dancing, how no one seems to remember Homestar Runner anymore, the worst interview questions, and what it means to put a pineapple upside down in your grocery cart. With special guest Cameron Lagrone.

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EPISODE
S3, E13: The Fight

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Homemade Snake Juice