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Ep. 42: Online Dating and Burger Cook-Offs

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In this episode, Leslie gives online dating a shot. Ron and Chris have a burger cook-off. Tom gives us a ton of new slang for referencing food. We talk about the most obese cities in the country, Sour Skittles destroying your mouth, and that episode of Arthur when he punches his sister. Plus the greatest cat name OF ALL TIME.

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

EPISODE
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S3, E10: Soulmates

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
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A Margarita to celebrate Cinco de Mayo!

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Ep. 41: Andy and April Host a Fancy Party

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Andy and April are hosting a fancy party, but are things all that they seem? Meanwhile, Donna and Ann hit up a singles night. On our end, Sean has a LOT of gripes. We talk about taking the charge on random people, not noticing cute dogs, giving wedding speeches and being flower girls, obscure celebrity sightings at the airport, and the terrible people that like to spoil shows and movies, like, oh…say, Game of Thrones and Avengers Endgame.

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

EPISODE
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S3, E9: Andy and April’s Fancy Party

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
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Mighty Swell Cherry Lime with Treaty Oak Waterloo No. 9 Gin and Brisk Iced Tea with Lemon

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Ep. 40: Camping, Glamping, and Tom Haverford-ing

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Pack up your SkyMall items, y’all – we’re going camping! After conquering the Harvest Festival, Leslie Knope looks for her next big idea. Will she find it? Let’s see! On top of all that, we discuss the bold strategy of clapping during movies, glamping, water obstacle courses (including the saddest iteration of The Blob ever) and why there are so many cats at the bed and breakfast.

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

EPISODE
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S3, E8: Camping

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
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Mionetto Cartizze

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Ep. 39: The Most Li’l Sebastian Harvest Festival Ever

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Li’l Sebastian! Is there anything that horse can’t do? The Pawnee crew is putting on the best Harvest Festival yet, so it’s time to get lost in a corn maze. We talk curses, the trouble of dealing with mechanics, and how spectacular it is that there are both Tom and Jerry and Ben and Jerry references in this episode. Special shout out to *How to Avoid Huge Ships*, as well. Great read.

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook! You can also hit us up on [parkswreckedpod.com][4].

Episode
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S3, E7: Harvest Festival

Drink of the Episode
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Cape Route from Winc Wine Club

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Ep. 38: Give Me All the Bacon and Eggs You Have

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We’re packing our bags and headed to Indianapolis in an episode filled with good quotes, good food, and terrible smells. We cover steaks, talk about The Rock hosting SNL, get interrupted by a phone call, and pay homage to Dallas Mavericks legend Dirk Nowitzki, who played his final game last night. What fun!

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

Episode
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S3, E6: Indianapolis

Drink of the Episode
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Original Dark Horse Merlot

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Ep. 37: You Won’t Live to Regret This

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Leslie, Tom, and Ben chat with the media. Ben struggles MIGHTILY. We also say hello to Crazy Ira and the Douche while everyone is looking things up on Alta Vista.

Back in real life parks and rec, Sean has the most eventful day at work, we talk about terrorizing guests in *Rollercoaster Tycoon*, and we reminisce about using typewriters.

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

Episode
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S3, E5: Media Blitz

Drink of the Episode
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Local Hive Texas Honey

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Ep. 36: Ron Swanson Loses His Mustache Yet Again

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Ron loses his mustache? That can only mean one thing: Tammy is back. The crew deals with Ron getting cornrows (and married), and we learn about Ben’s love of calzones. We also chat about weird names, causing a scene in school, and that time Parks n Wrecked mascot Franxie brought in a mouse from the great outdoors. Yikes.

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

Episode
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S3, E4: Ron and Tammy: Part Two

Drink of the Episode
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Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider

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Ep. 35: A Letter to Myself in 5 Years

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When we started this episode, we were discussing time capsules and braces. By the time we finished it, we had read a letter that high school Sean wrote to himself five years in the future. And it is QUITE the dandy. Were you this elegant as a senior in high school? It turns out Haleigh was right – there ARE Reese’s packs with three peanut butter cups in them!

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

Episode
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S3, E3: Time Capsule

Drink of the Episode
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Live Oak Hefeweizen

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Ep. 34: It’s Flu Season, Yo!

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Pardon the sniffles – it is flu season, after all. Leslie, April, and Chris are all down for the count, Andy has network connectivity problems, but the rest of the crew is stronger than ever. While Pawnee is battling the bug, we chat about fainting in barber shops, what life is like in a kangaroo pouch, and appropriate gifts for joint birthdays.

We’re sharing some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

Episode
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S3, E2: Flu Season

Drink of the Episode
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John Daly: Sweet Tea, Lemonade, Vodka
London Mule: Ginger Beer, Lime Juice, Gin (from London if you want to be really authentic)

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Ep. 33: The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness

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Hey there, Season 3! You’re lookin’ mighty good. We get introduced to the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. We see some riveting basketball games. Leslie gives a thoroughly passionate speech. We chat about getting ejected from sporting events, participating in the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta, and terrible computer games. We also cover our favorite Disney and Air Bud movies, so WOW, is this a jam-packed episode.

Episode
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S3, E1: Go Big or Go Home

Drink of the Episode
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Haleigh’s Hooch: Gin, Lemon Juice, and Blueberries. It’s real tart.