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Ep. 106: Time is Money, Money is Power, Power is Pizza, Pizza is Knowledge

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It’s Leslie’s last day in the city council office! She’s saying her goodbyes — will there be one last shenanigan before she heads out? Probably. It IS Parks and Rec, after all.

Meanwhile, Tom is trying to find his next big investment deal and runs a mini Shark Tank experience for people to share their great ideas. Pizza is knowledge, yo. And Ann and Chris debate whether they want to find out the sex of their baby.

Plus, weddings that don’t have open bars, whether Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez has more jams, and Sean needs to take some probiotics, STAT.

EPISODE
S6, E10: Second Chunce

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Raspberry Flora Dora cocktails from Gourdough’s
Alcohol from a wedding

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Cartoons Joey Watched Growing Up

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Ep. 105: Cones of Dunshire

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Introducing…the Cones of Dunshire! Leslie also uses the insult “dinkhead,” which is a new one to all of us. She’s trying to win her last battle against Councilman Jamm, and it includes a hibachi grill, karaoke, and plenty of shenanigans. We wouldn’t expect anything less.

Meanwhile, Ron is trying to sell his cabin, and Tom, Donna, and April are all involved. Who will end up with the cabin? That hipster couple? A Sam Elliott-type character (but not the Sam Elliott that guest-starred a few episodes ago)? The tension is palpable!

Plus, a creative way to watch college sports live during a time of social distancing, Sean gives updates on his dating life, and he and Joey foolishly got coerced into playing fantasy football. Gross.

Oh, and we’ve finally figured out a punishment for the loser of trivia this season! Tune in to see what it is.

EPISODE
S6, E9: Cones of Dunshire

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Peanut Butter and Jealous from Deadbeach Brewery
Truly Hard Seltzer
Shots of Fireball

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Sean’s Favorite Asian Restaurants in Austin

CATEGORIES
Countries in Asia

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Ep. 104: I Need to Go Lie Down for 45 Minutes…No, An Hour! A Full Hour!

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Leslie has already been recalled, so it’s time for her to be a loose cannon! This is one of our “Pawneeans are pretty darn dumb” episodes, so hope you’re ready for some stupidity. A full hour of stupidity! Sadly, Ben ends up out of a job by the end of this episode, and it’s all Leslie’s fault. They also seem to forget she still has a job within the parks and rec department, but let’s not worry about that.

Meanwhile, Chris is reading a ton of baby books authored by celebrities, Ron gets metaphorical with Moby Dick, and just about everyone else is comparing the Parks people to dogs. Indianapolis Colts legends Andrew Luck and Reggie Wayne are back in this episode, too, for some reason.

Plus, the top radio stations from our childhood, how gross the Drink Ums Gatorade knock-off drinks look, parties with frogs, and we’re helping Sean out with some potential matches on Hinge.

EPISODE
S6, E8: Fluoride

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Family Busines Beer Company German Style Lager
Pineapple Austin Eastciders
Parks and Rec (!) from Zilker Brewing Company

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Periodic Table Elements and Types of Animals

CATEGORIES
Game Shows

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Ep. 103: Bloosh! It’s a Recall Vote

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Leslie Knope is up for a recall vote! Will she make it out the other side? Let’s find out! It’s also Halloween, despite this episode airing in mid-November. But we don’t need to pay attention to minor details like that.

Meanwhile, Annabel Porter, Pawnee’s version of Gwyneth Paltrow, stops by to share some hot tips and recruit Ron Swanson for her Bloosh lifestyle line of products. Tom and Donna are thrilled. Ron is not.

Plus, one of Sean’s favorite spots in college, whether The Great Gatsby is a good book or not, and Haleigh crushes Sean’s dreams by ruining the illusion of magic in one of this episode’s scenes. What a bummer.

EPISODE
S6, E7: Recall Vote

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Still Austin “The Musician” Straight Bourbon Whiskey
Bell’s Bright White Belgian Inspired Ale
Passion Fruit Malibu mixed with Naked Berry Juice

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Joey’s Favorite Halloween Costumes

CATEGORIES
Gwyneth Paltrow Movies

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Ep. 16: Spit Takes and Headshots

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Episode Highlights:
Ron, Jerry, and Mark are going on a hunting trip. Leslie, ever the eager employee, wants to join. And Ron gets shot in the head. Sean and Haleigh discuss the art of spit takes, and Joey just keep dropping obscure music and pop culture references.

Episode Drinks:
Joey, Haleigh, and Sean: Frog in a Blender

Episode: S2, E10: “Hunting Trip”

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Ep. 15: Murinals and Shoe Shines

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Episode Highlights:
The Parks and Rec crew put their heads together to create a new mural for Town Hall. Jerry has his first speaking faux pas. Ron makes an odd noise while getting a shoe shine. Sean references an obscure moment in sports broadcasting history. Joey recounts watching a child drop a large ice cream cone after one lick. We wonder if this episode inspired those terrible Carl’s Jr. ads.

Episode Drinks:
Joey: Camina Verdejo straight from the bottle
Haleigh: Seabreeze: Vodka, grapefruit juice, cranberry juice
Sean: Crown Royal Salted Caramel

Episode: S2, E9: “The Camel”

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Ep. 14: Ron, Tammy, and a Whole Lot of Aggression

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Episode Highlights:
Ron confronts an old nemesis. It’s his ex-wife, Tammy. None of us have ex-wives, but we still have plenty to say. Sean chats superstitions in clothing choices. Haleigh dives into yoga poses. Joey is routinely tricked by beer.

Episode Drinks:
Joey: Blue Owl Spirit Animal
Haleigh: Dulcis Moscato D’Asti
Sean: 512 IPA

Episode: S2, E8: “Ron and Tammy”

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Ep. 13: PIKITIS!

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Episode Highlights:
We chat toilet papering people’s houses during Halloween, great costumes, and Sean deals with a parks and rec kleptomaniac. And we’ve got a special offer just for our listeners! This is one spooktacular event.

Episode Drinks:
Joey: Blast Radius Coffee Mixed with Bailey’s Irish Cream
Haleigh: Samuel Smith’s Organic Cider from Whole Foods Market 365
Sean: Sean Margs (sugar in the raw, tequila, lime juice)

Episode: S2, E7: “Greg Pikitis”

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Ep. 12: Kaboom Boom Boom

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The pit gets filled! We’ve got swag! Chris Pratt is showing up naked to people’s houses! Leslie starts asking for forgiveness rather than permission! Guest stars abound!

Episode Highlights:
Haleigh talks about getting written up at work for a silly reason. Joey gets lost in a Pokemon analogy. Sean just wants to buy some jerseys for a youth-league team, but is tangled up in all the red tape.

Episode Drinks:
Joey: Love Street from Karbach Brewing Co.
Haleigh: Orange Juice with Angry Orchard Original
Sean: Sean Margs (sugar in the raw, tequila, lime juice)

Episode: S2, E6: “Kaboom”

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Ep. 11: Everyone is Stealing Pens

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Fred Armisen makes an appearance as a Venezuelan ambassador and he keeps stealing pens. April gets to shine with her Spanish-speaking abilities. Aziz Ansari makes a lot of cash.

Episode Highlights:
Haleigh talks about fake parks. Joey has recently learned a new way to peel a banana. Sean is still upset about spending $20 for a vodka and Red Bull in Miami.

Episode Drinks:
Joey: Real Ale Fireman’s #4
Haleigh: Angry Orchard Rosé
Sean: Deep Eddy Ruby Red with orange juice and agave

Episode: S2, E5: “Sister City”