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Ep. 107: Completely Shaved, Like an Eel

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Leslie is in extra annoying mode this episode, because she realizes she’s designed a well-oiled machine of an office that can operate just fine without her. Ben attempts to prank half the office and the police get involved. You can imagine how Ben gets, since he becomes more incoherent than Dawn Lazarus whenever law enforcement comes around.

Meanwhile, Chris and Ann decide to get married. Or maybe they don’t. There’s a lot of back and forth. Jerry’s also choking on crackers. Like, for a long time.

Plus, Joey forgets the plot to Zoolander, we try to figure out the proper way to shorten “hacky sack”, and the joys of performing concerts around the house to an imaginary audience.

Also: here’s a PSA to get registered to vote and counted for the census. DO IT.

EPISODE
S6, E11: New Beginnings

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Convict Hill Oatmeal Stout and Native Texan from Independence Brewery
Passion Fruit Truly Sparkling Cider

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Things to Put Bacon On

CATEGORIES
Hairstyles

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Ep. 96: I Wish This Office Was Just Walls

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We’ve wrapped up Season 5 so that means it’s time for a bonus episode! We’re recapping everything about the season, including some of our favorite new characters, whether Ron will be a good father, (our money is on OF COURSE), what a Parks and Rec video game would look like, and we take a “Which Parks and Rec Character Are You?” quiz.

Plus, Sean talks about his rec center closing down for a week before opening as a voting site and the disappointment it’s brought among the community. We’re going off on plenty of tangents, too. We dive into Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater, The Price is Right, the joys of having inbox zero at work, playing the lottery at a gas station, and a guest star from the early days of Parks n Wrecked is getting married.

Take the character quiz here!

Watch the video from the ’96 Summer Olympics that Sean talks about!

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE

Passion Fruit Malibu with Questionable Mango Juice from the Fridge

Watermelon and Kiwi Truly

Ruby Red Grapefruit Beer from Shiner

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Ep. 41: Andy and April Host a Fancy Party

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Andy and April are hosting a fancy party, but are things all that they seem? Meanwhile, Donna and Ann hit up a singles night. On our end, Sean has a LOT of gripes. We talk about taking the charge on random people, not noticing cute dogs, giving wedding speeches and being flower girls, obscure celebrity sightings at the airport, and the terrible people that like to spoil shows and movies, like, oh…say, Game of Thrones and Avengers Endgame.

We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

EPISODE
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S3, E9: Andy and April’s Fancy Party

DRINK OF THE EPISODE
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Mighty Swell Cherry Lime with Treaty Oak Waterloo No. 9 Gin and Brisk Iced Tea with Lemon

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Ep. 29: Telephoneathon

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Grab some Nutriyum bars because we’re staying up all night! In this episode, Leslie and the gang work a telethon. Basketball legend Detlef Schrempf stops by, all 6’10” of him. Haleigh can’t get enough of saying his name. We also chat about the movie Space Jam, people hopping over gates to use a shower, botched marriage proposals, and the fascinating art of re-caning a chair, among other hidden talents.

And here’s something SUPER cool for our Austin friends: we’ve partnered with Wild Chix and Waffles on their Galentine’s Day Menu. Drop in between February 10 and February 16 and you can score your very own Treat Yo Self along with tons of yummy food. And since Wild Chix is 100% gluten-free, you can nom to your heart’s content, no matter your dietary restrictions. Get yo self a Treat Yo Self!

Episode
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S2, E22: “Telethon”

Episode Drinks
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Joey: Finke’s Widow Blanc de Blancs

Haleigh: Summer Water Rosé

Sean: Hungover from Thirsty Goat Amber last night

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Ep. 18: Jurassic Fork

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Episode Highlights:
Tom is getting a divorce, so the gang cheers him up by taking a trip to Jurassic Fork. We discuss archaic methods of splitting checks, going to jury duty, and why strip clubs seem to always highlight their buffet options.

Episode Drinks:
Joey, Sean: Dos Equis
Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Pineapple

Episode: S2, E11: “Tom’s Divorce”