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Ep. 124: Biden the Rails

Listen to “Biden the Rails” on Spreaker.

Gryzzl is using data mining to get inside people’s heads and provide them with all the information they would ever find useful. Huh, sounds vaguely familiar, doesn’t it?

Anyway, this is a fantastic episode with just about every character showing their best characteristics. Leslie and Ben try to find a way to overtake Gryzzl, and they’re starting to get some help from their old crew. Ron cracks a funny joke about vegetables. Johnny Karate makes another appearance. Craig lists a lot of things he likes. The community is on Leslie’s side during a town hall. That’s super chill!

Plus, Sean shares his go-to McDonald’s order (both while sober and drunk), we break down some classic wine bottle designs, the best and worst movie premieres we’ve ever been to, and the beauty of exploring the world through the window of an Amtrak train.

We also recorded this before the Super Bowl, so you can hear some wildly incorrect predictions, such as which quarterback will throw a touchdown pass to himself and what color Gatorade will be poured on the winning coach.

EPISODE
S7, E5: Gryzzlbox

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
FitVine Sauvignon Blanc

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Retargeting Advertisements Sean Has Received From Instagram

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Ep. 120: New Year, New Pawnee

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It’s a new season, and there’s new drama! We’re three years into the future (at least compared to last episode) and Leslie and Ron appear to be rivals now! I bet we’ll uncover why soon enough. Ben is being honored at a gala, though he still secretly thinks it’s a prank.

Meanwhile, Andy and April are boring adults, Donna is engaged to Joe and has a Shia Labeouf exclusive dress, and Tom is still being a big ol’ self-centered jerk face. Maybe not everything has changed.

Plus, the difficulty in shooting things in video games, possible trivia punishments and rewards for Season 7, the joys of those wacky inflatable guys you might find at a car dealership, and the least creative Pokemon. And here’s that Vin Diesel jam we talk about!

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P.S. Let’s all give Sean a BIG CONGRATULATIONS for winning his hated fantasy football league!

EPISODE
S7, E1: 2017

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey and Haleigh: The Golden Russet Cider from Texas Keeper Cidery
Sean: Various Cabernets Sauvignons

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Cookies

CATEGORIES
Card Games

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Ep. 117: Call Me Kristen Because I’m Wigging Out

Listen to “Call Me Kristen Because I’m Wigging Out” on Spreaker.

We’re at the last episode of Season 6, but as NBC did, we’re turning it into a two-parter. Leslie still isn’t sure if she’s going to take that job in Chicago, Ben gets to show off his Cones of Dunshire skills, and we meet Gryzzl, who most certainly will make another appearance in future episodes.

Meanwhile, Tom’s Bistro just moved up its soft launch and it is going QUITE poorly. Tom is being a jerk. April has to sub in as a server and adds several cars to the list of available pasts. And Larry knocks over entire cabinets of glassware. Classic Larry.

Plus, we debate the merits of stuffing versus dressing, reminisce about adventures at a Texas Rangers baseball game, nerd out quite a bit over Star Wars, and there’s actually something related to parks and rec this episode! Sean is thrilled to share his experiences in working at conferences.

EPISODE
S6, E21: Moving Up (Pt. 1)

DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Allegro Sleepytime Tea with Milam and Greene Triple Cask Bourbon Whiskey
Pineapple Coladas BuzzBallz

TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Sean’s Favorite Star Wars TV Series and Movies (Some spoiler alerts in this one, so be warned!)

CATEGORIES
Airport Codes