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Episode Highlights:
We chat toilet papering people’s houses during Halloween, great costumes, and Sean deals with a parks and rec kleptomaniac. And we’ve got a special offer just for our listeners! This is one spooktacular event.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Blast Radius Coffee Mixed with Bailey’s Irish Cream
Haleigh: Samuel Smith’s Organic Cider from Whole Foods Market 365
Sean: Sean Margs (sugar in the raw, tequila, lime juice)
Episode: S2, E7: “Greg Pikitis”
Listen to “Kaboom Boom Boom” on Spreaker.
The pit gets filled! We’ve got swag! Chris Pratt is showing up naked to people’s houses! Leslie starts asking for forgiveness rather than permission! Guest stars abound!
Episode Highlights:
Haleigh talks about getting written up at work for a silly reason. Joey gets lost in a Pokemon analogy. Sean just wants to buy some jerseys for a youth-league team, but is tangled up in all the red tape.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Love Street from Karbach Brewing Co.
Haleigh: Orange Juice with Angry Orchard Original
Sean: Sean Margs (sugar in the raw, tequila, lime juice)
Episode: S2, E6: “Kaboom”
Listen to “Everyone is Stealing Pens” on Spreaker.
Fred Armisen makes an appearance as a Venezuelan ambassador and he keeps stealing pens. April gets to shine with her Spanish-speaking abilities. Aziz Ansari makes a lot of cash.
Episode Highlights:
Haleigh talks about fake parks. Joey has recently learned a new way to peel a banana. Sean is still upset about spending $20 for a vodka and Red Bull in Miami.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Real Ale Fireman’s #4
Haleigh: Angry Orchard Rosé
Sean: Deep Eddy Ruby Red with orange juice and agave
Episode: S2, E5: “Sister City”
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To prepare for a real date with Dave the cop, Leslie goes on a practice date with Ann. We also meet a new character in Parks & Rec lore, and Donna gets more lines than she’s ever had before. LOVE IT.
Episode Highlights:
Haleigh talks about a sushi-filled first date. Sean gets up in arms about people saying, “My taxes pay your salary.” Joey is paying close attention to all of the food consumed during the episode.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Live Oak Hefeweizen
Haleigh: Countrytime Lemonade with Ruby Red Deep Eddy Vodka
Sean: TeQava Sparkling Tequila Cocktail
Episode: S2, E4: “Practice Date”
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The gang (well, Leslie and Tom) judge a beauty pageant. Have you ever been judged? We sure have. Ron is still recovering from hernia surgery. That’s gotta hurt.
Episode Highlights:
Sean talks about feeding kids way too much pie. Joey shares the best way to hustle people at pickup basketball. Haleigh discusses the finer points of judging a cannonball contest.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Real Ale Hans Pilsner
Haleigh: Strawberry Countrytime Lemonade with Ruby Red Deep Eddy Vodka
Sean: TeQava Sparkling Tequila Cocktail
Episode: S2, E3: “Beauty Pageant”
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Tom ends up in jail. Leslie goes on a date with Louie CK. A lot of burgers are consumed.
Episode Highlights:
Haleigh and Sean chat about standoffs with janitors. As mentioned, there a lot of burgers in this episode, so we talk about ’em. Sean wants to know your favorite cheeses.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Hops and Grain Zoe Pale Lager
Haleigh: Independence Brewing Co. RedBud
Sean: Independence Brewing Co. Power and Light Pale
Episode: S2, E2: “The Stakeout”
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We’ve made it through Season 1 and are roarin’ through Season 2. Things kick off with a gay penguin wedding at the Pawnee Zoo. It’s Flipper and Eve, NOT Flipper and Steve. Leslie experiences great growth. Mark Brandanowitz appears to have no ill effects from landing directly on his neck last episode. We see the best cold open yet.
Episode Highlights:
We introduce a handful of new segments! Joey offers his tips on running a marathon. Multiple stories about butterflies.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Miller Lite
Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Dry Cider
Sean: Hungover
Episode: S2, E1: “Pawnee Zoo”
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Sean is finally hooked on the show. We’re dissecting Season 1, Episode 6: “Rock Show.” This just so happens to be the season finale, and LOTS is happening. Leslie kisses Mark before quickly regretting it. Andy gets kicked out before sneaking back in the house. Tom does actually have a wife.
Episode Highlights: Sean is giddy with excitement. We tell our most harrowing bird stories. Andy has so many names for his band.
Episode drinks:
Joey: Achaval Ferrer Malbec
Haleigh: Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka
Sean: Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka
Listen to “Money in the Banquet” on Spreaker.
Leslie gets awarded at a banquet. Ron Swanson states some facts. Tom hangs out with Mark on the prowl. It seemed like a lot happened in this episode, but did anything, really? Leslie’s mom is also a major character still.
Episode Highlights: Sean is not pleased with this episode. He’s also not pleased that we talk about his dating life. Give him a hug if you ever see him around town.
Episode drinks:
Joey: Achaval Ferrer Malbec
Haleigh: Deep Eddy Lemon
Sean: Sean Margs
Listen to “The Most Boss Boys Club” on Spreaker.
We’ve got a special guest on this episode, which covers Season 1, Episode 4: “Boys’ Club.” Leslie crashes through the proverbial glass ceiling, and we get our first real glimpse into the Leslie/Ron dynamic. Donna also has TWO lines!
Episode Highlights: We discuss a mad pooper terrorizing our neighborhood, Sean dives into his favorite Mario Kart characters. Joey can’t even get the name of the episode right.
Episode drinks:
Joey, Haleigh, Lisa: Rosé Collins
Sean: Ruffino Rosé
