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Ep. 19: Scandals, Gifts, and To-Do Lists

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Episode Highlights:
Leslie is in the midst of a Christmas scandal and exposes herself on live television. That leaves the rest of the crew to pick up the pieces. We talk about the weirdest White Elephant gifts we’ve gotten, Sean swoons over Ann despite her having an estimated total of 43 words this whole episode, and we question why airline change fees are so ridiculous. Except for Southwest. Way to be pioneers, Southwest.

Episode Drinks:
Joey: Treaty Oak Ghost Hill Texas Bourbon Whiskey and Dr. Pepper
Sean: Treaty Oak Ghost Hill Texas Bourbon Whiskey, neat
Haleigh: Treaty Oak Waterloo No. 9 Gin with Paola’s Texas Lemon Premium Liqueur and Grapefruit Juice

Episode: S2, E12: “Christmas Scandal”

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Ep. 18: Jurassic Fork

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Episode Highlights:
Tom is getting a divorce, so the gang cheers him up by taking a trip to Jurassic Fork. We discuss archaic methods of splitting checks, going to jury duty, and why strip clubs seem to always highlight their buffet options.

Episode Drinks:
Joey, Sean: Dos Equis
Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Pineapple

Episode: S2, E11: “Tom’s Divorce”

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Ep. 17: Behind the Curtain

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This podcast has been around for a few months now, and we’ve gotten questions about…well, everything. We take a peek behind the curtain and discuss why we started Parks n Wrecked, our backgrounds, and some fun moments in our lives.

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Ep. 16: Spit Takes and Headshots

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Episode Highlights:
Ron, Jerry, and Mark are going on a hunting trip. Leslie, ever the eager employee, wants to join. And Ron gets shot in the head. Sean and Haleigh discuss the art of spit takes, and Joey just keep dropping obscure music and pop culture references.

Episode Drinks:
Joey, Haleigh, and Sean: Frog in a Blender

Episode: S2, E10: “Hunting Trip”

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Ep. 15: Murinals and Shoe Shines

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Episode Highlights:
The Parks and Rec crew put their heads together to create a new mural for Town Hall. Jerry has his first speaking faux pas. Ron makes an odd noise while getting a shoe shine. Sean references an obscure moment in sports broadcasting history. Joey recounts watching a child drop a large ice cream cone after one lick. We wonder if this episode inspired those terrible Carl’s Jr. ads.

Episode Drinks:
Joey: Camina Verdejo straight from the bottle
Haleigh: Seabreeze: Vodka, grapefruit juice, cranberry juice
Sean: Crown Royal Salted Caramel

Episode: S2, E9: “The Camel”

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Ep. 14: Ron, Tammy, and a Whole Lot of Aggression

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Episode Highlights:
Ron confronts an old nemesis. It’s his ex-wife, Tammy. None of us have ex-wives, but we still have plenty to say. Sean chats superstitions in clothing choices. Haleigh dives into yoga poses. Joey is routinely tricked by beer.

Episode Drinks:
Joey: Blue Owl Spirit Animal
Haleigh: Dulcis Moscato D’Asti
Sean: 512 IPA

Episode: S2, E8: “Ron and Tammy”

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Ep. 13: PIKITIS!

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Episode Highlights:
We chat toilet papering people’s houses during Halloween, great costumes, and Sean deals with a parks and rec kleptomaniac. And we’ve got a special offer just for our listeners! This is one spooktacular event.

Episode Drinks:
Joey: Blast Radius Coffee Mixed with Bailey’s Irish Cream
Haleigh: Samuel Smith’s Organic Cider from Whole Foods Market 365
Sean: Sean Margs (sugar in the raw, tequila, lime juice)

Episode: S2, E7: “Greg Pikitis”

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Ep. 12: Kaboom Boom Boom

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The pit gets filled! We’ve got swag! Chris Pratt is showing up naked to people’s houses! Leslie starts asking for forgiveness rather than permission! Guest stars abound!

Episode Highlights:
Haleigh talks about getting written up at work for a silly reason. Joey gets lost in a Pokemon analogy. Sean just wants to buy some jerseys for a youth-league team, but is tangled up in all the red tape.

Episode Drinks:
Joey: Love Street from Karbach Brewing Co.
Haleigh: Orange Juice with Angry Orchard Original
Sean: Sean Margs (sugar in the raw, tequila, lime juice)

Episode: S2, E6: “Kaboom”

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Ep. 11: Everyone is Stealing Pens

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Fred Armisen makes an appearance as a Venezuelan ambassador and he keeps stealing pens. April gets to shine with her Spanish-speaking abilities. Aziz Ansari makes a lot of cash.

Episode Highlights:
Haleigh talks about fake parks. Joey has recently learned a new way to peel a banana. Sean is still upset about spending $20 for a vodka and Red Bull in Miami.

Episode Drinks:
Joey: Real Ale Fireman’s #4
Haleigh: Angry Orchard Rosé
Sean: Deep Eddy Ruby Red with orange juice and agave

Episode: S2, E5: “Sister City”

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Ep. 10: That Dating Life

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To prepare for a real date with Dave the cop, Leslie goes on a practice date with Ann. We also meet a new character in Parks & Rec lore, and Donna gets more lines than she’s ever had before. LOVE IT.

Episode Highlights:
Haleigh talks about a sushi-filled first date. Sean gets up in arms about people saying, “My taxes pay your salary.” Joey is paying close attention to all of the food consumed during the episode.

Episode Drinks:
Joey: Live Oak Hefeweizen
Haleigh: Countrytime Lemonade with Ruby Red Deep Eddy Vodka
Sean: TeQava Sparkling Tequila Cocktail

Episode: S2, E4: “Practice Date”