Listen to “Catching Possums and AIM Screen Names” on Spreaker.
A possum terrorizes the city of Pawnee and we meet two of the best bit characters from the show. Sean goes skiing with disastrous results, we share our ridiculous AIM screen names, and there’s outrage over the misuse of “possum” during this entire episode.
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S2, E18: “The Possum”
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Joey: Karbach Brewing – Yule Shoot Your Eye Out Red Ale
Haleigh: Cowgirl Sisterhood Sweet White Wine
Sean: Sean Marg
Listen to “Ron Swanson: Woman of the Year” on Spreaker.
Ron Swanson wins a Woman of the Year award. We chat apartment hunting, multiple people trying to use the public fields at once, punting basketballs, and Chamillionaire’s excellent 2007 album “Ultimate Victory.”
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S2, E17: “Woman of the Year”
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Joey: Marval Canned Wine
Haleigh: Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider
Sean: Shiner Cheer
Listen to “Giant Teddy Bears and Sean Connery” on Spreaker.
Punch the key! Leslie and the gals celebrate Galentine’s Day. A lot of breakups happen. Sean forgot to turn his microphone on at the start of the episode, we discuss giant stuffed teddy bears as gifts/prize winnings, and there are some Sean Connery impressions. By the way, what time does Sean Connery attend Wimbeldon? Tennish.
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S2, E16: “Galentine’s Day”
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Joey: Dairy Queen Oreo Hot Cocoa Blizzard + Blue Owl Spirit Animal
Haleigh: Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider
Sean: Shots of Kettle One Vodka
Listen to “Sugar Rush Moving Day Spectacular” on Spreaker.
Sweetums brings a new “healthy” candy bar to Pawnee. Tom is the worst at moving. We meet DJ Roomba! Sean and Joey present their favorite rap ad-libs, Haleigh is obsessed with “Deep Blue Sea,” and Sean tries to condense his episode recap. Does it work? You’ll just have to tune in to see!
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Love Street from Karbach Brewing Company
Haleigh: Haleigh’s Sauce/Blackberry Y’Know (Gin, Grapefruit Juice, and Blackberries)
Sean: Mosaic IPA
Episode: S2, E15: “Sweetums”
Listen to “Dinner Parties and Rock, Paper, Scissors” on Spreaker.
Leslie invites everyone to her house and chaos ensues. We chat about ridiculous childhood games (including the wildest variant on rock paper scissors you’ve ever heard), McDonald’s viral videos, and spicy foods. Let’s eat!
Episode Drinks:
A huge growler from Hops & Grain Brewery, featuring recycled CO2 from Earthly Labs.
Episode: S2, E14: “Leslie’s House”
Listen to “Bad Dates, Job Interviews, and MRIs” on Spreaker.
Happy Thanksgiving! Leslie is getting an MRI on a bad date. Tom is interviewing applicants to be Ron’s assistant – and we get our first Jean Ralphio sighting! Meanwhile, we’re chatting about terrible rideshare experiences, intense job interviews, and excessive laugh tracks on shows (looking at you, Big Bang Theory).
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Tecate Original
Sean: Saint Arnold’s Art Car IPA
Haleigh: Angry Orchard Easy Apple
Episode: S2, E13: “The Setup”
Listen to “Scandals, Gifts, and To-Do Lists” on Spreaker.
Episode Highlights:
Leslie is in the midst of a Christmas scandal and exposes herself on live television. That leaves the rest of the crew to pick up the pieces. We talk about the weirdest White Elephant gifts we’ve gotten, Sean swoons over Ann despite her having an estimated total of 43 words this whole episode, and we question why airline change fees are so ridiculous. Except for Southwest. Way to be pioneers, Southwest.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Treaty Oak Ghost Hill Texas Bourbon Whiskey and Dr. Pepper
Sean: Treaty Oak Ghost Hill Texas Bourbon Whiskey, neat
Haleigh: Treaty Oak Waterloo No. 9 Gin with Paola’s Texas Lemon Premium Liqueur and Grapefruit Juice
Episode: S2, E12: “Christmas Scandal”
Listen to “Jurassic Fork” on Spreaker.
Episode Highlights:
Tom is getting a divorce, so the gang cheers him up by taking a trip to Jurassic Fork. We discuss archaic methods of splitting checks, going to jury duty, and why strip clubs seem to always highlight their buffet options.
Episode Drinks:
Joey, Sean: Dos Equis
Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Pineapple
Episode: S2, E11: “Tom’s Divorce”
Listen to “Behind the Curtain” on Spreaker.
This podcast has been around for a few months now, and we’ve gotten questions about…well, everything. We take a peek behind the curtain and discuss why we started Parks n Wrecked, our backgrounds, and some fun moments in our lives.
Listen to “Spit Takes and Headshots” on Spreaker.
Episode Highlights:
Ron, Jerry, and Mark are going on a hunting trip. Leslie, ever the eager employee, wants to join. And Ron gets shot in the head. Sean and Haleigh discuss the art of spit takes, and Joey just keep dropping obscure music and pop culture references.
Episode Drinks:
Joey, Haleigh, and Sean: Frog in a Blender
Episode: S2, E10: “Hunting Trip”
